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17.02.2011
Local Time (GMT +5:30): 1122
Neelagiri Sangam, Nellore, India

Report # 4027336.1

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Ambassador Bethany reporting:

//>*/`*/// (Static) W e have returned to HQ after a 78 hour absence. Phase 1 of mission /**/>//*//`/ was successful. Phase 2 is pending lab results and the results for Phase 3 are under surveillance. Our soldiers are weary but have received extra rations from Sergeant B.D. Dayasagar through the provisions of our Commanding Officer.

Ground transport departed at 2125 on 15.02.2011 as scheduled. First attempt at shipping cargo by train was successful and sufficient space was commandeered for all parties to bunk down //*/``*//>/ for the 10 hour transit time. During the move, the Ambassadors were briefed with additional linguistics by the Sergeant and with training instructions by the Commander of the Heavenly Forces. All supplies arrived safely and in excellent condition.

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17.02.2011
Local Time (GMT +5:30): 1149

Report # 4027336.2

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Ambassador Chelsea reporting:

We arrived at the drop point without event and were greeted most warmly by the mission liaison office. As the preparations were proceeding according to plan, the soldiers were able to rest for several hours before beginning the active portion of the mission. //+|**// All supplies and intel were received promptly and in abundance thanks to the excellent work of the ground team led and organized by the Lieutenant General Helper.

//’**/>/ As you know, the objectives of this mission were training and morale support of ground troops, recruitment of local forces, and strategic planting of time bombs, which will one day prove very effective in advancing the “global initiative.” All these objectives were accomplished with great precision and success due again to the outstanding work of Lieutenant General Helper. New material presented from the “Training Manual” included portions from the section addressed to the soldiers in Rome (1.11-1.16, 3.10, 3.23, 5.8, 6.23, and 10.9) on the origins of our global initiative, those written by our Advisor Solomon in 1.7 and 8.13 on proper respect toward our Commanding Officer and lifestyle befitting soldiers, and section 15.11–15.24 as recorded by the noted Doctor Luke //*>’/**//. All will prove extremely valuable to the ground troops. Additionally, the morale of the ground troops was raised by the efforts of our soldiers and ambassadors in music and song.

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17.02.2011
Local Time (GMT +5:30): 1314

Report # 4027336.3

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Ambassador Bethany reporting:

We received a tour of the /**`//~/^// camp and report that all facilities have been outfitted beyond expectation. Because of the temporary peace, ground soldiers have been given time for physical training in addition to moral and tactical training. We received high honors and entertainment from the new recruits who displayed their patriotism through songs and dancing. The Lieutenant General Helper’s orders are being carried out diligently and the new recruits are improving significantly in their comprehension of the “global initiative” and the application thereof. However, both the new recruits and ground soldiers require significantly greater rations of the Lieutenant General’s guidance as required by section 16.7-16.13 of Advisor John /*//`/>>///*’s manual. Please submit the necessary paperwork for rush processing of this request.

We report that both Ambassador Chelsea and Ambassador Bethany’s personal speeches were of great value and encouragement to the attending troops. Sergeant Dayasagar also delivered a rousing speech and gave out important supplies to the soldiers and camp officials. Many soldiers showed an immediate improvement of their personal behaviors and a greater devotion to the “global initiative.” We hope that through continued guidance from the camp officials and the Lieutenant General’s supervision, these standards will continue to increase.

As evidenced by this report, Phase 1 of the //`/**//>/ mission--including the delivery of weaponry, the training and moral support of ground troops, and the calling and encouragement of new recruits--has been highly successful.

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17.02.2011
Local Time (GMT +5:30): 1437

Report # 4027336.4

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Ambassador Chelsea reporting:

Transportation back to HQ proved to be more challenging than we initially thought. Due to crowded conditions on the train, there was inadequate space for the personnel in need of transport. However, the kindness of the natives allowed all to have a relatively comfortable, if crowded, journey and if this is the greatest inconvenience during this assignment, we will consider ourselves very blessed. Soldiers and personnel arrived back at HQ at aprox. 17.02.2011, 0245 and were immediately assigned to their barracks for rest.

As of 0530, normal operations have been resumed at HQ for all personnel recently deployed, including oversight of ongoing construction of new facilities, maintenance of current resources, and research and development.

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17.02.2011
Local Time (GMT +5:30): 1437

Report # 4027336.5

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Surveillance photos taken during our recent deployment:

Further transmissions will be made as necessary.

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17.02.2011
Local Time (GMT +5:30): 1538

Report # 4027336.6

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Lab Results: After careful observation, Sergeant B.D. Dayasagar received the report that the recruits and ground troops were greatly encouraged by the training and resources provided by on the orders of the Commanding Officer. Phase 2 of //^/**/>// mission is complete. Phase 3 surveillance will continue as specified by orders.

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We hope you have enjoyed our attempt to provide you with an accurate military-style report on our activities for the last 3 days. Please bear in mind, neither of us has had any military training and we were simply challenging ourselves in our writing skills, so any resemblance to actual military reporting methods is purely coincidental. :) The inspiration for this style of update comes from Christ’s call that we be ambassadors for Him and Paul’s admonition that we be faithful soldiers. If you do not understand any of the references or you are concerned about our mental health as we continue overseas, please contact us directly.